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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

I read this off of my friend Carries blog and I thought it was pretty funny. I think my other friend Jess may have made this uo p to. Thanks guys(: you made me really laugh!

hey everyone! Wow, tomorrow I am going home! So much fun things have happened in these to weeks, I am going to miss everyone! I have to say though, I am ready to see my family and my Maryland friends again! So, an over veiw of everything that has happened.

Saturday Night at the ball game: We had the most AMAZING seats! they were so great! they were right by the opposing teams dugout, and we were so close to getting the fould balls that the players hit. I sat right nect to the dugout, and I could see in adn everything. I elt a little invasive, but I guess it's ok to look in, after all they put seats there! The Cardinals ended up losing, which stinks, because they won Friday night and Saturday afternoon. Oh well, it was still a very fun game!

Sunday: Baby Nate walked! Ellen and Andy left thought to go abck to Texas.

Monday: My grandpa went to the doctors, and Joey and I stayed home. We went to this awesome place called Steak and Shake, and then Joey left to go to the airport to fly home

Tuesday: I realized I lost my glasses! We searched high and low (literally) for the glasses, but they were missing! I was really mad at my self for losing them! Still not to be found, we went to my church to fill out a chart about my ancestors.

Wednesday: My grandpa went back to the doctors, and I spent the day at Melissas house! Mason and Kayla and I had fun(: Me and Mason made flubber, which is like a gooey kinda fun stuff! Still no glasses

Thursday morning: I had an idea! Maybe, my glasses were in my aunts car, from when I rode in her back seat on the way back from the baseball game! oh glory and they were! Thursday night I went to the muny which is an outdoor theater with my glasses! We saw the Music Man and they did a very good job putting this production on!

Friday: Stayed home, I think Melissa came over with Mason?

Saturday: I went to the most amazing resturant in the whole entire world. Gus's! It is a place where they make pretzels and put sasuge, hotdogs, or german hodogs in them. I got a brautzel (or a Germna hotdog wrapped up in a pretzel) abd it was sooo good. I get gus's about twice a year!)Then we went to the mall, where I didn't do anything. Then, we went to this place called Ben Franklins, which is this place with candy candy and more candy! So I got some pretty awesome Candy there! Saturday night, I went to a pottery place called your fired, and I made a bowl, adn 2 tiles! Saturday night I also spent the night with Elizabeth, and we watched I am Legend. That was a good movie! (Kinda scary though at some parts)

Sunday: Went to church

Today: I am going shopping! YAY! I am so excited

So I have had a very evetful week! Oh and somewhere in the week, I went to this amazing icecream place called Fritz's. It has such god icecream! yummmm(:

HURRAY!

YAY! my baby cousin Nate (or Nate the Great as i like to call him..) took his very first steps today! We all knew Baby Nate was gonne walk soon.. he just needed an audience to see him!;) He walked just in time too, because they left to catch there flight about an hour later! We will miss Ellen, Andy, and Nate.. we had fun with them here in Missouri(:

Purina farm!

so, in St Louis Missouri, so far, I have done so amazing activities! Most recently, I went to Purina farms which is an animal farm! they had so many amazing animals, like cute little bunnies, and baby piglets and cows! It ws so exciting because we got to watch the cow get milked, and I got t actually milk the cow!! I have always wanted to milk a cow and I got to! Then we went around and we saw horses and ducks and geese! We also saw a 20 ft cathouse! I was like a doll house, only it was 20 ft tall! Then, we went to see a dog show! They train dogs to do tricks and run the agility course! Well, at the dog show, we were seeing who could throw the better frisbee for the dogs to catch, the boys or the girls! So the like announcer and trainer guy picked a boy and a girl from the audience and I was the girl! I like never get picked for that kind of stuff so I was like SWEET! the dog Hannah the dog caught one of the 2 frisbees I threw, and she also only caught one of the boys, so the boys and girls tied! It was so much fun though to throw the frisbee and show off my amazing frisbee skills to everyone in the audience(;

Then, later that night, we saw the 6th Harry Potter movie! It was an aamzing movie, and it was all laid out nice, EXCEPT, it barely followed the books plot! I don't knw hpw they are going to make the 7th movie as good as the book because they didn't include like anything from the 6th book! So I am waiting on what is going to happen!

Tonight, we are going to the Saint Louis Cardinals game, and I may have some pretty awesome seats.. so look for me by the dugouts(; Thats all for today! More later! Love ya all
~Amy(:

friends!

So everyone is doing these friend things, alking about hoe much they like there friends, so now it's my turn!

so the people who read my blog...

Tay- you are so amazing! you are funny and can always make anyone laugh and smile! you are an amazing singer, and I always have had so much fun with you in Oliver and the blast from the past, and kickball and scorpion singers! you are so amazing Tay I love you to death!

Nikki- haha wow sooo much funn Nikki! lol our newest movie revenge of the super spies, our best one yet:) I have had so many memories and insides with you I can't even count them! haha Oliver and our sleepovers and just talking about everything! I love you soo mcuh girly you are awesomee!

MK- haha mary kate you are super hilarious and awesome! I love playing basketball with you in recess! and haha also running in clogs, how you figured it out! haha playing football at recess to soo much fun!

and my friends who don't read my blog!

Kelsey- best friends. thats all I can pretty muych say. you are so amazing in every single way there every is posible! haha soo many good memories with you.. BFFAE!

Jill- haha so many memories! haha since the third grade we have been besties! lol I love you so muych Jill you are so funny and buff;) lol I love lunch with you!

Gabby- my lovebug:) we got to know each other really well this year and boy has it been an amazing one! I love you so much and I know I could trust you with my life! best friends forever!

I have sooo many more friends that I can talk about.. I just can't name them all right now! I love all of you guys so much, and if you want something in here e-mail me and I will name you ASAP! love you all, comments are appreciated!
~Amy

beach:)

so, I went to the beach, and it was so much fun! We left Wednesday morning, and came back this afternoon. it was very fun. On Wednesday, it was perfect weather, warm and sunny. We went out in the water and there was some pretty big waves that knocked me over. the worst thing that happened was that I did a flip under water and hit my head. lol but I am used to hitting my head by now ;) On Thursday, it was windy and cloudy. I still went out on the ocean, but the waves were HUGE! it was one ginormous one after another! I am a big girl now, so I can go out pretty far. I used to not like going out so far but now it is fun riding big waves! I wanted to go to the beach again today, but my family didn't want to stay. thats OK though, the beach was very fun while it lasted! I am excited for tomorrow because my family is coming over for a party. My cousins are out from Idaho as you know, and we don't get to see them so often, so we are having almost all of my moms side of the family over at our house. this means that we will spend a lot of tomorrow cleaniong, but it will be worth it! I don't know if any Mormons are reading my blog, but if you are, I would like to leteveryone know my cousin Peter got his Mission call to pheonix Arizona! I am so happy for him! So, I will update you all later and try to get some pictures of the ebach and my new glasses up! comments are welcome:) Love ya!
~Amy

new glasses!

So I got my new glasses today! YAY! Sorry I haven't updated in a while I was busy with my girls camp and my cousins comnig from Idaho! Anyway, my glasses look really good, so I am very excited to show all of you them! So on Saturday my cosuins came, and we went to the Natioanls game and they actually won! It was really cool! Then we went to Becks and I ate this really good chocolate cake that was delicious! then on Sunday we went to church. Yesterday, I went woth my cousins to Gettysburg and it was very cool to learn abut the civil war. we then went to Giffords last night, and it was so good, except I had a suoper bad stomach ache so I wasn't feeling good last night! I reccomend going to Giffords thpugh it is s good. It is in Pikesville! So Tomorrow we are go9ng to the beach and we come Fruday afernoon so I will tell you all about the beach thwn! I love you!